Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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