And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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