I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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