Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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