I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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