I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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