i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?