He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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