I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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