dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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