I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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