You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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