ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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