Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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