My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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