This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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