i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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