I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I've blown a few things in my day
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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