I only kidnapped one of them. chill
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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