you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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