I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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