Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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