Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This is the high leading the old right now
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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