is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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