i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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