You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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