Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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