office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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