i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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