she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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