4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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