I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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