so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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