for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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