what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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seriously i just wanna be friends
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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