I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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