OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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