Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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