My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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