i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I've blown a few things in my day
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
