Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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