He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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