You smell like stripper and shame
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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