he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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