called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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