How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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