ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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