on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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