It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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