Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dick very happy bro
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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