i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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