I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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