he told me I talked like a deaf person
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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