ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Rumble strips road head = magical
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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