I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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