NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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