he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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