Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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